Unforgettable experience.

Hot summer's day. A friend and I we're out when he swallwed a fly while laughing with his mouth wide open. He said he couldn't swallow it - it's stuck in his throat. But, then i told him to get himself a drink -he got a ribena - a red-blackcurrent kinda drink. He told me the next day that when he took the train home - he felt sick about swallowing a fly so when he got off at the other end - he vomited all over the platform. People saw red liquid and guessed that he was vomiting blood. So they call the ambulance. Very embarresing when he had to tell them that it wasn't blood. He caused a big fuss. Unforgettable.

Jokes

Jaimito has recently arrived home shouting “Mam, do not wait for me tonight” and her Mam said “what are you saying that Jaimito, ? why not?”. So Jaimito answered his Mam “do not wait for me Mam, because I have already arrived!”


The English Teacher has bumped with Pepito on the corridor of the school and she says to him: “I am sorry” and Pepito said to her: “I am Pepito”

My Beloved Pets

My Beloved Pets

I want to tell you about my loved pets that I have had in my life. Since I was a little girl I was taught by my parents to take care of and respect animals. I remember that I grew up with cats and dogs, these were my loved pets. Actually, I remember very well my dog Chapolin, it was little and had a blonde fur. He really liked to sleep with us at night and it always followed us wherever we went. He died when it was seven years old. After him I had a cat but I don not remember him very well, I only remember that it was spoiled and liked to be inside and outside the house. The next pet was Daisy, it was a beautiful cat with a long, white and black fur. She loved clams very much and asked us for these almost three times per day. At the age of twelve, she died from Cancer, it was really a pity. At that moment we decided not to have more pets because we missed her a lot, but one day, after three years, I found a baby cat in front of my house, it was so little that I took her gave a short shower and fed it because it was really hungry and dirty. Now she is one year old, her name is Pelusa, she has a short and tabby fur. If I had to describe her, I would have to say that she is very clean, playful and crazy, this latter because she runs inside the house from one side to another, trying to catch you, when you are walking. She enjoyed playing hide and seek with me. Pelusa is very nice and make me laugh very much. All people at home love her.